Some of my friends make mind blowingly astute remarks about human nature on gchat during working hours. This series will be dedicated to all my cubicle philosophers out there. Shit’s going to be deep. Hold on to your underwear, lest your knickers be blown away by wisdom.

Me: dude I want wings

Me: with crispy skin and juicy flesh

Me: but I had chicken and beer yesterday…

Friend: lolll weerrrrrrd sounds dope

Me: what does this mean? 

Me: why am i CRAVING chicken so much?! EFFFFFFFF

Friend: …alex lets be real

Friend: you aren’t craving chicken, you’re craving food

Friend: ultimately this means you’re a fatass. 

Friend: oo coffee break! brb